tweavesdropping part 1
So… there I was, nursing an epic headache the worst way I know how—tracking back and forth through DVRed MSNBC coverage and scrolling twitter via iPhone—and a slip of the thumb send me careening into the mythical Public Timeline. T’is a veritable smörgåsbord of non sequiturs in languages heretofore unknown to me, from Farsi to LOLcat. The throb in my brain box has kept me from delving too deeply into these nuggets of twisdom, but methinks I may stick my thumb into the twitter Public Timeline pie now and again to see what sort of plums I pull out. Today’s strange and juicy harvest:
I can already tell I’m going to like this gal: @kimruehl Quick poll. What’s gayer: Lays or Ruffles?
Spelling aside, I’m just amazed at the dedication to wonky number-letter usernames. Someone might be “sooo bord,” but methinks they may be pr0ud of them$e1f: @ch0c0la3sw1rl shit im sooo bord
How can one not love the juxtaposition of a “thisgirlcanROCK” and the jonas brothers: @thisgirlcanrock guess what peeps?!!! i love the jonas brothers so much!!!! hehe!!!! just wanted to make sure the world knew that!!!
Ohhh, just a little tmi. I think the emoticon pushed this one over the edge for me: @Kelstwo3 feeling on my cock. ;)