sign of the apocalypse?
Today was a beautiful springlike day, the first of the year…
…and parents had their kids lined up around the building, waiting for hours to get into an overpacked Chuck E Cheese’s. It was a velvet rope situation, a la Studio 54, but with a ball-pit coated with MRSA and pizza grease in place of a bathroom littered with coke straws and DNA. Eww… either way.
