fantasy v. reality
What I should do:
- Clean the refrigerator and fill it with new and nutritious groceries.
- Destash 80% of my office/art shit.
- Deliver the growing army of bags to the recycling and thrift centers.
- Dust, vacuum, disinfect.
- Find semi-permanent homes for the monstrous pile of shoes at the door.
What I probably will do:
- Maybe toss the bad zucchini and chicken that says “Best by March 21.”
- Make piles and fill boxes with office/art crap, AKA meaningless gesture.
- Move said bag army to the hallway by the door.
- Windex the TV… and watch last week’s Daily Show/Colbert Report on DVR.
- Wear one pair—swanky cork wedge heels—around the house to work ‘em in.
Wow, I suck.
